No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Don’t worry if you have a stroke
You’ll be all right
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Why cant orphans Be gay
Because they have no one to cal daddy
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Is it all right.. When there is nothing left?
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000" But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
When you send her a dick pic but then she sends you one right back...
