Justice jokes
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.