Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
