Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"