I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason it doesn't have a home page.
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
