Orphan

Orphan Jokes

E T

How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

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  • Sibling

    As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

    Choice

    Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

    Movie

    Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

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  • Batman

    Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

    Genie: "Wish granted!"

    When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

    Family

    Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

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  • Hospital

    So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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  • Orphanage

    A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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  • Punchline

    Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

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  • Parent

    Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

    People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

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  • Boy

    Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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  • Trip

    Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

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  • Teacher

    A teacher asked his students a math question.

    "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

    After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

    "One dollar!" she said.