I like my oreos how I like my victims.... Drowning
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
