(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Why do nuns walk in groups?. So one “ nun” can keep an eye on the other “ nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting “ nun”.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
What did the right eye say to the left?—Between you and me, something smells!
