How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
Anonymous
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs then she grew teeth
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouth
What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
do you want to give your life to God and be in heaven
di you love God?
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming
what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.