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what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom.So he could querk.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet.Because he had a toiletcal in the drain.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles gender
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Israel is so fat when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he says "the one on the roof"😂
"what do you want to eat" "You choose" "Children" "What?" *Picks up pot* "You said anything"
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"