You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
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Isis is the mark of the beast.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha ching
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
yo mama so fat she can't go up the elevator, she can only go down
yo mama so stupid that when she went to the super bowl, she brought a spoon
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
What would throw between a priest and a nun a bottle of whiskey
Question; What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer; You say to her; "NICE TOOTH"!
A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.