Twin Towers jokes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

Who reads the fastest?

The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

Me: Want to play 911?

My little brother: What's that?

Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

it was just a prank bro.

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?

Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.