911

911 Jokes

Jenga

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Terrorist

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

People

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

Fall

Me: Want to play 911?

My little brother: What's that?

Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

9/11

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Uncle

    All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

    Pilot

    Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

    He was the best pilot in Arab.

    Hunter

    Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

    Party

    Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

    Abortion

    What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?

    With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.

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  • Plane

    911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

    This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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  • Religion

    Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

    Twin Towers

    Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

    Well, probably their kneecaps.

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  • Living Room

    911, what's your emergency?

    Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.

    Well, it's not a living room anymore.

    Me: Hangs up.