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How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the CHASE"
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
If you’re fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his FART
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
How do booties greet each other?
"What's CRACKIN"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare
What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs then she grew teeth
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out