Room

Room Jokes

What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

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"Son, I found a condom in your room."

"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"

"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"

"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh

me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens

3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.

Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship

Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room