I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’.
One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
What’s a Asians worst nightmare a tree
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas
I thought mary a josphe did but ok
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
When I was in highschool, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome. We would get into a circle around her and say “nightmare nightmare”
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
