How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room? "Smell ya later!"
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."