Nickname Jokes

Sex

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Free Willy

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

Coconut

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Kid

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

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  • People

    Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

    Girl

    I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

    Rapper

    What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

    Young Boy Never Walk again.

    Wrist

    My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

    Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

    Exam

    Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

    My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

    Job

    I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

    She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

    Flash

    Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

    Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

    Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

    Gf

    A nickname to call your short GF:

    Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok