70+ Nickname Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Yes.

A four-panel image. The top left panel shows the text: "Me naming myself to scare other players". Below the text is a line with Japanese text: "忍者ソース付恐竜歯ブラシ". The top right panel shows an image of a man with his arms crossed. The bottom left panel shows the text: "Japanese dude wondering why my name is 'Dinosaur Toothbrush With Ninja Sauce'". The bottom right panel shows an image of a man looking at the screen.

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.

What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

Young Boy Never Walk again.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?

Awwtistic.

What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

What is smegma name?

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok