What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
is a selfie of a orphan a self portrait or family photo?
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
I’m so gay I could barely think straight.
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
So is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable??
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"