I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colours.
Tell your teacher this: I passed a test that took 60 minutes, it wasn't your work, it wasn't my work, it was hour work!
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
