Knight

Knight Jokes

Table

Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

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  • Brother

    What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

    You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

    Rain

    What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?

    "Our souls will rain forever."

    Cow

    My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

    My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

    Table

    Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat?

    Sir Loin.

    Chess

    Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.