The 20+ Best Armor Jokes

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

What do you call a candle in armor?

A knight light

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?

A knight knight.

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin

What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid

What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?

CIRCUMFERENCE

Some say under his helmet, is another smaller helmet and under that is another helmet and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus

How many gears does a French tank have ?

1 Forward and 6 Reverse.

What do bananas wear into battle?

Banana-rama!

What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?

'Fortnite'

knight HAHAHAHA

Why did the knight cross the road

He can not because his armor was to heavy

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.

The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.

And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.