What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? -- One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
