What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
