Princess jokes
"Princess, you there? :("
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
"Princess, let's talk!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.