Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both easy to lay. Both costly and time consuming to get rid of. .... What did saint peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly ? Wipe that Merc of your face.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
what did cinder Ella do when she got the ball
she gagged and took it like a champ
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
what did cinderella where to the beach
glass flipers
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
knight HAHAHAHA
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
