What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Feminist Jokes
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
