Feminist

Feminist Jokes

Suicide vest

What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?

At least one does something when it is triggered.

Relationship

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

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  • School bully

    What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

    The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Man

    Why are feminists jealous of men?

    Because men don't have to stand up to piss.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Optimist

    The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

    Feminism

    Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:

    A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.

    B. That men are actually treated unequally.

    SO

    we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

    At least Hitler actually did something.

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  • Man

    Why are feminists always against men?

    Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.

    Difference

    What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?

    The feminist is overweight.

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  • Rock

    What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

    A rock can break a glass ceiling.

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  • Difference

    What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

    Initial

    What do the initials NOW stand for?

    (A.) National Organization For Women

    (B.) National Organization of Whores

    (C.) All the above

    Answer:

    Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

    Light Bulb

    How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

    One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    ...just kidding-

    - none. They can't change anything.

    Stick

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.

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