What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$
Due to the rising cost of ammunition there will be no warning shots
What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What’s the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”
Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
