Titanic

Titanic Jokes

Passenger

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

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  • Iceberg

    Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

    Ocean

    If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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  • People

    People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

    Iceberg

    A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

    Grandfather

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Atlantic

    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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  • Babe

    Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

    Word

    Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

    Movie

    What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.