Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
If Hitler was a comedian, He would use laughing gas
So we were working with a new client at work and my boss farts, he said "a little gas never killed anyone
