If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Wow, Heavens alot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
*My mom trying to get me to do dishes*
Mom: I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes.
Me: Why did you?
Mom: I was very drunk...
Explains a lot...
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
I done a thing were we have chat hangouts with people that like gwen or just want to hang out do stuff.
All people are in vited
we have alot! Enjoy
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
