Combination jokes
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.