Combination jokes
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.