Combination jokes
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.