Nazi jokes
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."
Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.
"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.
"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
The Nazis.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*