How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
my wife and i went to the bar to get a drink but 2 mins later i see her dead on the ground i guess she couldent see the bottle flying at her face then i laughed and went home.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
so a blind man got run over by a car......a parked car
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk, Molly walked into a bar, her mom laughed and walked under it.
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
Bird box
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
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