So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
Blind Jokes
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Bird Box.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
