Blind jokes

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

What does Hellen Keller call her dog?

"NAUSHFBUYGWF"

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Bird Box.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!