Blind

Blind Jokes

Girlfriend

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Leader

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Cube

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.

Sandpaper

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

Collaboration

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

Book

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

People

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

Man

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

Girlfriend

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

Eye

An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...

...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.

Nazi

You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.

Answer: Nazi.