Blind jokes

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

What does Hellen Keller call her dog?

"NAUSHFBUYGWF"

So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.

Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.

If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.

Bird Box.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?

Winston Churchill.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?

Fill her closet with see-through clothes.

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.