Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller Jokes

Hole

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

Hand

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

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  • Basketball

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

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  • Game

    Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

    A: Musical chairs.

    Haircut

    Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!

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  • Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

    Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

    Town

    Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

    Well

    Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?

    She screamed her little fingers off.

    Bar

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.

    Halloween

    Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

    She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."

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  • Playground

    Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."