Autism jokes
Connor Davison
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Your mother.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
I'm the autism.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
"Autism be like..."
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
An autistic kid.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).