Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Autism Jokes
Your mother.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
The Twilight fanbase.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
