Autism jokes
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.