Asian jokes
Asian without "As" is just sin.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
We can only see 90 degrees.
I am Asian.
I am so Asian my pronouns are: heeEEE/Ya.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.