Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
Robert Ryall
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
What is the difference between Chinese and Japanese? Some smile, others beam
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favourite drink to have at a bar? A: Wo-Tahh
Who needs storage on a computer, just use an Asians brain.
What does an asian call a penis? A WONG
What does an asian do with its legs? IT WOK
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
why do Asians abandon their children
there bad at math
how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why don’t asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s”
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
Asian Grading scale A- Average B- Half Average C- Stupid idiot D- FAILURE! CANT EVEN DO CALCULUS! F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A MCDONALDS!
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
