Asian jokes
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.