Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
There was a dog in the middle of the room, so I called it and started to play fetch. Then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it, but it was tasty.
How to make babies laugh
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
