I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
WHY DID THE SCIENTIST WANTED TO TAKE OFF HIS DOORBELL
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Bitches be like "you're racist" You're right, and I gonna win
Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😡😡😡
what do orphans do after they win a game? Nothing they have no one to play games with.
When I have a staring contest, I always win. Everyday, I see blind people who hate me.
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"
Would you like to win 100k? Commet on my next video for a chance to win
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
