Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Success Jokes
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
