Success jokes
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
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I scored.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!