Wealth

Wealth Jokes

Robbery

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Lamborghini

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Money

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Bank

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

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  • Mp5

    Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Difference

    Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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  • Poor

    You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

    Wallet

    A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

    B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

    Man

    Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

    Cleanliness

    With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

    Object

    What objects have the most gravitational force?

    A Lambo and a gold digger.

    Poor

    You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"