Think Jokes

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"

I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.

911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.

you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test

When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time

I don,t think I'm allergic to this

my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window

My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Why does the sky think it's so powerful Because it's always looking down on us

You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one. But I also think I screwed it up.

9/11... 911... COINCEDENCE I THINK NOT

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.