They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved...and shot her.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie :
It was family rated
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Who is not allowed to watch pg movies?
Orphans
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
