Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
to see who's hanging around.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attemp a suicide, guess what? I failed
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
how do you get your grass to cut itself. make it depressed
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
