Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .