Sight

Sight Jokes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Blind woman

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • Orphan

    How are orphans and blind kids similar?

    They both have never seen their parents :)

    Friend

    My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

    Orange

    Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

    Because they take Vitamin See!

    Eye

    I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

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  • Penis

    A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

    I think she was pulling my leg.

    Well

    Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.

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  • Car crash

    How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

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  • Blonde

    What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.