what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
FIRST DATE
man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher..
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
