Profession jokes
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Tell who we are.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Niall Devine, clown.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.