The 600+ Best Work Jokes

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...

He’s a suicide bomber.

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Error code 404 "Will to live" not found

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡

I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.

Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

Sans: wow. seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.