President jokes
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Memes
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.