President jokes
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
If Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are in a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.